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Cat Scan
A lady rushes into the veterinarian and screams, “I found my dog unconscious and I can’t wake him — do something.” The vet lays the dog on the examination table and after a few simple tests he says, “I’m sorry, I don’t feel a pulse, I’m afraid your dog is dead”. The lady can’t accept this and says, “no, no, he can’t be dead — do something else.” The vet goes into the other room, and comes back with a little cat. The cat jumps up on the table and starts sniffing the dog from head to toe. It sniffs and sniffs up and down the dog, then all of a sudden just stops and jumps off the table and leaves. “Well, that confirms it,” the vet says, “your dog is dead.” The lady is very upset but finally settles down. “Okay, I guess you’re right. How much do I owe you?” The vet says, “that will be $340.” The lady has a fit and asks, “why is it so much? after all the vet didn’t do anything for the dog.” “Well”, the vet replied, “it’s $40 for the office visit and $300 for the cat scan!”
Doctor Doctor!
Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor-blade.” “Don’t panic, I’m coming immediately. Have you done anything yet?” “Yeah, I shaved with the electric razor.”
The Age-old war
Two old friends meet reguarly at a local bar to drink and discuss life on Saturdays evenings.
Says one to the other, “You look kind of sad my friend! Whats wrong?”
Replied his friend, “It’s the age-old war between men and women”
“Oh?” replied the first man, “who’s winning?”
“I don’t know” he replied – “I was taken prisoner.”
Good For Money
As a distinguished matron approached the church entrance, a little boy stepped aside and held the door for her.
“What a polite little doorman,” she said as she walked through. “Is there a tip involved?”
“Oh, no,” answered the young man. “My mother taught me never to be good for money, but always to be good for nothing.”
woman
God first created Earth and rested in peace. He then created Men and rested. Then he created Woman. Since then neither God nor Men is resting.
Not a joke
Being asked by his patient for diet the visiting surgeon replied after a short while of thinking ” You can take every thing except ladies finger ( Dhenras in Bengali ) ” and walked smartly to the other ward . All the accompanying juniors were surprised with this diet advice . One of them gathered enough courage to ask the teacher about the science behind the prescription . The V S explained , ” if you tell your patient to take a normal diet or just say to take every thing, the patient would never be satisfied . So , just be serious , and ask to take every thing except one ; that may be brinjal , potato or what ever food you can think at that very moment ” .
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Don’t Laugh!
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