World’s first professional
A doctor, an engineer, a rabbi and a lawyer were debating who was the world’s first professional. The Doctor said ‘It must have been a doctor. Who else could have helped with the world’s first surgery of taking a rib from Adam to create Eve, the first woman? ‘No,’ said the rabbi. ‘It must have been a rabbi, since the L-rd needed someone to help preach his message to Adam and the world.’ ‘Wait,’ said the engineer. ‘The world was created in 6 days from nothing. Do you know what a master engineering feat that must have been to create the whole world into an orgnanized civilized place from utter chaos?’ ‘Yes, but who created the chaos?’ asked the lawyer…
