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Cat Scan

A lady rushes into the veterinarian and screams, “I found my dog unconscious and I can’t wake him — do something.” The vet lays the dog on the examination table and after a few simple tests he says, “I’m sorry, I don’t feel a pulse, I’m afraid your dog is dead”. The lady can’t accept […]

Doctor Doctor!

Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor-blade.” “Don’t panic, I’m coming immediately. Have you done anything yet?” “Yeah, I shaved with the electric razor.”

The Age-old war

Two old friends meet reguarly at a local bar to drink and discuss life on Saturdays evenings. Says one to the other, “You look kind of sad my friend! Whats wrong?” Replied his friend, “It’s the age-old war between men and women” “Oh?” replied the first man, “who’s winning?” “I don’t know” he replied – […]

Good For Money

As a distinguished matron approached the church entrance, a little boy stepped aside and held the door for her. “What a polite little doorman,” she said as she walked through. “Is there a tip involved?” “Oh, no,” answered the young man. “My mother taught me never to be good for money, but always to be […]

woman

God first created Earth and rested in peace. He then created Men and rested. Then he created Woman. Since then neither God nor Men is resting.

Not a joke

Being asked by his patient for diet the visiting surgeon replied after a short while of thinking ” You can take every thing except ladies finger ( Dhenras in Bengali ) ” and walked smartly to the other ward . All the accompanying juniors were surprised with this diet advice . One of them gathered […]

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