The Age-old war
Two old friends meet reguarly at a local bar to drink and discuss life on Saturdays evenings.
Says one to the other, “You look kind of sad my friend! Whats wrong?”
Replied his friend, “It’s the age-old war between men and women”
“Oh?” replied the first man, “who’s winning?”
“I don’t know” he replied – “I was taken prisoner.”