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John McPherson Jokes / Cartoons [ Click here to read more about him ]

Magic

For a test of his own fortitude the magician brought the biggest, strongest-looking man up on stage to assist him. He handed the man a rubber mallet and told him, “When I put my head down on this block, hit me as hard as you can. Don’t worry, it won’t effect me at all.” The […]

doctor,s wife

Behind every successful doctor there is a frustrated wife


OPHTHALMOLOGIST

Two Ophthalmologists don’t see eye to eye

PATHOLOGIST

A pathologist is one ,who sits on its own stool and examines others’

World’s first professional

A doctor, an engineer, a rabbi and a lawyer were debating who was the world’s first professional. The Doctor said ‘It must have been a doctor. Who else could have helped with the world’s first surgery of taking a rib from Adam to create Eve, the first woman? ‘No,’ said the rabbi. ‘It must have […]

You are not dead

Recovering from a surgery, a patient was amused to find the curtains drawn. The doctor looking at the perplexed face of the patient said “there is a fire in the garden outside your window we didn’t want you to wake up and think the surgery was a failure”.

Am I a specialist?

A young ENT specialist was travelling with his wife and two year old child in the first class compartment heading for a happy vacation. The child which was playing with a one rupee coin suddenly swallowed it and started becoming blue and almost dying. Daddy ENT specialist became panicky and tried all possible methods to […]

unused

A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words: “Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. Driving […]

Never ending story of married people

Pursho aur bhero(sheeps) mae eak samanta dekhi gai ha! Agar sabse aage chalnewali bher(sheep) kuye mae gerati ha to piche chalnewali bhere(sheeps) usse sabak nahi lati aur sabhi kuye mae gerati hae! Easi tarha KUWARE Aadami shadi-shudha aadami ko rote-bilakhte pachtate dekane ke baad bhi shadi karne se baaj nahi aate! What a Vidambana! [email protected]

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